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Wake My Dead Dog Up

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Squallmuzza

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This is a parody of Bring Me To Life by Evanescence. I wrote and recorded this like... umm... idk, when I was around 13 or something. Just turfed it up again. Always makes me giggle teehee.



Lyrics:

Why did you have to hit my dog
With your big truck?
Why was I chosen to have such
the rottenest of luck

And there she is
All over the road
Her body’s in decaying mode

I see the crash replay inside
Dog....truck....collide

(Wake Her Up!)
Wake my dead dog up!
(My poor pup!)
Wake my dead dog up!
(Ass-hole!)
Why’d you have to hit her with your truck?

(Wake her up!)
Now she’s just a lump
(My poor pup!)
Another roadkill bump
(Ass-hole!)
With every car that hits her, there's a thump

Now that I have no pet to walk
Or feed or call, or teach new tricks
No longer will I need to help
Re...move... her.. ticks

(Wake Her Up!)
Wake my dead dog up!
(My poor pup!)
Wake my dead dog up!
(Ass-hole!)
Why’d you have to hit her with your truck?

(Wake her up!)
Now she’s splattered there
(My poor pup!)
A mess of guts and hair
(Ass-hole)
But you kept driving on and didn’t care

My.....dead.....dog.....up

(I tried not to cry, but I saw her head fly)

Wake... my.. dog.. up..

Min-utes go by
And still I stand
All petrified

Dog-gy,

You...are gone
And I am left
Alone and I

Suddenly, in a flash,
Recalled what day it was
The day my grandpa was coming down to visit us
He is kinda blind in his left eye
It’s sorta hard for him to see some things

And I was warned to keep my doggy in the house
(I let her run loose)
Right - In....to......the road

Wake....My....Dog....Up

(Wake Her Up!)
Wake my dead dog up!
(My poor pup!)
Wake my dead dog up!
(Ass-hole!)
Why’d you have to hit her with your truck?

(Wake her up!)
That truck was my grand-dad
(My poor pup!)
In the business truck he had
(Ass-hole)
It sorta is my fault my dog is dead

He... missed... our.. house
(Cuz he’s blind in one eye...So he just drove right by)

It... Was... My... Fault
 
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XMan101

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That was you at 13??? Well for 13 that is amazing!

I could never remotely sing so I played with 2 tape recorders and played everybody else's music playing DJ :p

I haven't changed much!

I'm impressed by that!
 
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Squallmuzza

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Haha yeah you told me about your amateur DJing =P. How little changes.

Yeah I was 13/14 can't entirely remember. I think the only reason it sounds half-way decent is because I buggered around editing all the echo and stuff in to hide the crap notes XD.

I used to write a tonne of parodies, but they all got lost over the years as I didn't record them/upload them elsewhere :(
 

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ROFL OMG! I would've loved to have had this back then! You have no idea how annoyed I was with the original track back then; every few minutes, they were playing it on the radio!

This is f*cking epic! Great one, buddy! :)
 
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Squallmuzza

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Haha I actually liked the original! But I just got a few lines floating around in my head and had to make my own!

Thanks for the comment =)
 
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