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Who decided these names for places?

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Life is a highway...

You start off with a...



Move on to...



And then on to...



Which leads to...



Which ends with a...



Of coarse somewhere along the way you get curious and check out...



And then realize your journey could've ended in...



If only you'd visited...



first...

Great Brmstn69!!! And I'm very happy to see that you have not forgotten the borough of WEDDING from Berlin.
It sounds very nice - but I think here you wouldn't like to live! It isn't a borough where you would live voluntary.
 

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Dogs have standards...apparently

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Bell end is British for glans. Urban Dictionary says;
"The end part of a penis designed so that your hand doesnt slide off when you have a wank"
 

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Back passage is the polite euphemism doctors use when they mean bum hole.
 

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I know that creek. It's a feeder stream into Shit Creek and I'm up that creek all the time! I think both are near Dick Shooter, Idaho!

:rofl:
 

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I know that creek. It's a feeder stream into Shit Creek and I'm up that creek all the time! I think both are near Dick Shooter, Idaho!

:rofl:

Then wadd'ya say about the American classics: Blueballs and Intercourse ?

(I think both these towns are in Pennsylvania...)
 

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No more Fucking

The Austrian village called Fucking was one of the first places to named in this thread, many years ago. Now the people of this parish have at last had enough of being the butt (ha.ha.ha.) of so many jokes. They have voted that come the new year the village will be renamed Fugging instead.
Humourless spoilsports, they can just fugg off.
 
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