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WELCOME to the PORN MUSEUM! This ancient outtake (dating from 2018) is an excellent example of just how boring and witless pornmakers and their narcoleptic cameramen were during the first 100 years of video porn. Note the disembodied “pig in a poke” angle, probably from an archive of stock footage. These same old same old close-ups were used as filler by lazy directors and editors, often consuming 80-90% of an entire porn flick. This idiotic practice dominated the industry for many decades, totally wasting the faces, physiques, and full-body ejaculations of hundreds of thousands of gorgeous models. In fact, it probably wasted a lot of careers too. In those days, consumers of porn frequently searched frame by frame for a face shot or a full-body depiction of sex in action but could not find any. It was pathetic---and it helped to kill studio porn altogether. It was one of the reasons porn became free not long after the Internet arrived in the 1990s, outstripped by mere amateur porn. At first, the amateurs couldn't compete with the studios in production quality, even though the amateur content was already better and way more interesting by about 2005. Later, as computer technology advanced ever forward, the studios died out like dinosaurs. Naturally, they blamed their massive job losses on Internet piracy, but in reality, the main factor in their demise was simply the shit-tastic quality of the product they had been fobbing off on a gullible public for all those years. They had no imagination or ingenuity whatsoever. Before the Net, they enjoyed a total monopoly on pornmaking and robbed everybody blind. After the Net, they had to compete on real terms and didn’t know how. They couldn't even rival mere amateurs. So they died out. GOOD RIDDANCE!
 
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