Favorite Quotes!!

karlo2648 · May 19, 2016

"To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead."
Thomas Paine

mmarty · May 20, 2016

Only the mediocre are always at their best. - Jean Giraudoux

warp9 · May 20, 2016

"Life is hard - but dis music is harder" - The Revolutionaries

mmarty · May 20, 2016

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behing my back.
Richard Lewis

JTP039 · May 21, 2016

Just because I'm losing doesn't mean I"m lost.

Shelter · May 21, 2016

JTP039 said:
Just because I'm losing doesn't mean I"m lost.

Very good - really very good. :thumbs up::thumbs up:

mmarty · May 21, 2016

Sign in a travel agency window: "Please go away."

Shelter · May 21, 2016

mmarty said:
Sign in a travel agency window: "Please go away."

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

brmstn69 · May 25, 2016

At a reception in Canada when Winston Churchill was sitting next to a Methodist bishop, the two men were offered sherry by a waitress. Churchill took a glass, the but the bishop said: "Young lady, I would rather commit adultery than take an intoxicating beverage."

Churchill said to the waitress: "Come back lassie, I didn't know we had a choice!"

haiducii · May 25, 2016

Childhood will never be the same

mrpiz · May 26, 2016

"If your aunt had balls, she'd be your uncle" - my dear granny.

mmarty · May 26, 2016

George Washington's brother was the Uncle of our Country.

mmarty · May 30, 2016

If your parachute doesn't open up for you, you've obviously jumped to a conclusion.

matgray26000 · Jun 24, 2016

My favorite quote: "A goal without a plan is just a dream".

I try to live by it and it has proven right.

gb2000ie · Jun 25, 2016

matgray26000 said:
My favorite quote: "A goal without a plan is just a dream".

I try to live by it and it has proven right.

I can't help but be reminded of Brexit when I read this.

B.

mmarty · Jul 19, 2016

Invitation:

"We are hosting a charity concert for people who struggle to reach an orgasm. If you can't come, let me know."

-- Anonymous

dancap48066 · Jul 19, 2016

Trust given in doubt honors the giver, but only a fool trusts everyone.

haiducii · Jul 31, 2016

I asked an old man:

“Which is more important?
To love or to be loved?”

The old man replied:

“Which is more important to a bird?
The left wing or the right wing?”

Shelter · Jul 31, 2016

haiducii said:
I asked an old man:

“Which is more important?
To love or to be loved?”

The old man replied:

“Which is more important to a bird?
The left wing or the right wing?”

:thumbs up::thumbs up:
This is something I will remember forever! :thumbs up::thumbs up::thumbs up:

pornoboy · Jul 31, 2016

I went to hospital with a broken leg.
Don`t know whose it was.

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