HermesMcGlothlin
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All likenesses are used for satirical purposes. Events, as depicted, are entirely fictional. While nothing in this comic should be miscontrued as true, the real world isn't necesarily any less bizarre- it's just bizarre in different ways.
Story One: Republican Candidate R. Money sacrifices the progressive LGBT policies from his days as governor in order to get in bed with the radical wing of his party. But he finds himself being manipulated into increasingly conservative stances- find out the REAL reasons for his stance on gay marriage and banning internet porn...
(Disclosure: While the real world Romney campaigned as being a friend to the gay community when running for governor, I've also read plenty that indicates his actions in the office didn't quite live up to that. Still, it makes a cuter story, so I'm running with it...)
Story Two: When Mr. President won the Nobel Peace Prize, the Military-Industrial Complex was worried they'd lose some of their traction. In desperation, they create a cutting edge love bot- giving whole new meaning to the phrase 'unmanned drone.' Discover the role this strange love has played in America's foreign policies, from bombings in Libya to legalizing indefinite detention on American soil...
Bonus Story: When Ron Paul hosts an orgy, will his top aides finally show him the benefit of lending a helping a hand- or will he stubbornly insist that enlightened self-interest will take care of everything? As an extra special bonus, both R. Money and Mr. President will make a guest appearance and show how third party candidates ALWAYS get fucked by the two party system...
C'mon, guys. Help me make this happen. The project is hosted on Offbeatr, the adult-industry equivalent of Kickstarter:
http://o.ffbe.at/pIhzTi
If you think the project sounds cute, please share it.
Story One: Republican Candidate R. Money sacrifices the progressive LGBT policies from his days as governor in order to get in bed with the radical wing of his party. But he finds himself being manipulated into increasingly conservative stances- find out the REAL reasons for his stance on gay marriage and banning internet porn...
(Disclosure: While the real world Romney campaigned as being a friend to the gay community when running for governor, I've also read plenty that indicates his actions in the office didn't quite live up to that. Still, it makes a cuter story, so I'm running with it...)
Story Two: When Mr. President won the Nobel Peace Prize, the Military-Industrial Complex was worried they'd lose some of their traction. In desperation, they create a cutting edge love bot- giving whole new meaning to the phrase 'unmanned drone.' Discover the role this strange love has played in America's foreign policies, from bombings in Libya to legalizing indefinite detention on American soil...
Bonus Story: When Ron Paul hosts an orgy, will his top aides finally show him the benefit of lending a helping a hand- or will he stubbornly insist that enlightened self-interest will take care of everything? As an extra special bonus, both R. Money and Mr. President will make a guest appearance and show how third party candidates ALWAYS get fucked by the two party system...
C'mon, guys. Help me make this happen. The project is hosted on Offbeatr, the adult-industry equivalent of Kickstarter:
http://o.ffbe.at/pIhzTi
If you think the project sounds cute, please share it.