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Shelter · Feb 27, 2017

I've seen in some pics of "toys" that some guys are playing with cu cum

bers in their ass.

Honestly do you have ever slide a cu cum

ber or a banana or a bottle into your ass? I'm curious - I know. But perhaps you can tell me that. I've never done that for me or with me. Only fingers, plugs, dildos, sex balls. And you???

jeansGuyOZ · Feb 28, 2017

No I don't. And there are some things you shouldn't slide up your arse, it's just plain stupid.

Anything that can break shouldn't go in there. That applies to bottles and to things like cu cum

bers and zucchinis. Anything that can go completely in, leaving you with nothing to take hold of and yank it out, shouldn't go in. Don't think it will emerge by itself; once it gets up past the inner sphincter, it may require medical intervention to remove it.

Bananas are probably relatively safe - probably won't break in half and if it did it's pretty soft anyway - but why waste a perfectly good banana when you can use a finger, or a dildo if you want something bigger?

lhardwick69 · Feb 28, 2017

skinny cu

ber and a banana have been in my hole-- a carrot-- other than that a few cocks and dildos

Shelter · Feb 28, 2017

jeansGuyOZ said:
- but why waste a perfectly good banana when you can use a finger, or a dildo if you want something bigger?

:thumbs up::thumbs up: I'm totally with you!!! :thumbs up:

gorgik9 · Mar 3, 2017

Sure I've had a cu cum

ber in my ass in my horny teens and twenties - big long fat Swedish cu cum

bers of a kind absolutely impossible to make disappeare in my or anybody elses ass.

prickles · Mar 4, 2017

No, no cu

ber. But as a horny teen, before getting a credit card, I had an old knock off lightsabre. The top segment of the blade was long narrow with rounded tip. It did the job

Shelter · Mar 4, 2017

prickles said:
No, no cuber. But as a horny teen, before getting a credit card, I had an old knock off lightsabre. The top segment of the blade was long narrow with rounded tip. It did the job

You have only to be resourceful

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clemh01 · Mar 4, 2017

Cu

bers, yes. Back when I was much younger and didn't have a dildo and b4 the internet made porn easily available and I went to dirty bookstores to indulge my desire for gay porn. Cheap, easily disposed of and big enough to get the job done and too big to lose in my ass.

stephenhaines · Mar 5, 2017

Never a cu cum

ber, but yes a carrot. And at least once, one of those individual plastic sleeves that a high-end cigar was sold in.

I've never used anything that was a larger than an average dick, and I don't understand the purpose of mammoth size sex toys. Why do you want to get so stretched and relaxed in that area and have less real tightness for a real man...? It's not like the toy can have an orgasm.

Shelter · Mar 5, 2017

stephenhaines said:
... and I don't understand the purpose of mammoth size sex toys.

:agree::agree::agree::agree:

prickles · Mar 5, 2017

There doesn't seem to be a cu cum

ber fetish emerging. Most seem to have been just making do with what could be found around the home.

p.s. cigar tubes work too.

whtlkn4blknil · Mar 6, 2017

As a boy of ten or eleven, I used a broom handle a couple of times. I Had to be careful to make sure there were no splinters. Just a side note. . . For those using the cigar tubes, I've known of them getting stuck too far up the rectum and having to go the hospital to get them removed.

mattla · Mar 6, 2017

The only thing that I have tried other than my fingers was the end of a brush. That was too narrow to really feel and it was too hard to be comfortable. I would be way too paranoid about using a cu cum

ber or anything that had even the remotest possibility of breaking. The chances of it breaking off and getting stuck is probably one in a million but I'm sure that I would be the one that it would happen to.

dragonscub · Mar 6, 2017

When I first began experimenting as a kid, the first item I "misused" was a carrot, the second was a cu cum

ber. The carrot didn't do anything for me, the cu cum

ber was GREAT but hard to control when lubed (and as others said there is constant danger of losing it up the rectum).

My father was a policeman, so the third object I tried to insert was his nightstick. I don't know what possessed me, he would have killed me if he caught me, but once the idea popped into my head I had to try. I put a condom on it, and had quite a nice time. To this day, I chuckle to myself whenever I think of him patrolling the streets with that nightstick (perhaps threatening some straight thugs with it).

After those three experiments, I realized I needed a true dildo. Eventually I dared myself to go to Times Square (which was all porn shops in those days), and buy one. I chose a mechanical wonder that would actually fuck me by itself once inserted. THAT was a thrill, let me tell you: but the thing was designed for vaginal use, not anal. The poor little motor had to work much harder when pumping my tight ass, so I ended up burning it out during the tenth session. Worth every penny I paid for it: wish they still made that kind.

Shelter · Mar 6, 2017

dragonscub said:
When I first began experimenting as a kid, the first item I "misused" was a carrot, the second was a cuber. The carrot didn't do anything for me, the cuber was GREAT but hard to control when lubed (and as others said there is constant danger of losing it up the rectum).

My father was a policeman, so the third object I tried to insert was his nightstick. I don't know what possessed me, he would have killed me if he caught me, but once the idea popped into my head I had to try. I put a condom on it, and had quite a nice time. To this day, I chuckle to myself whenever I think of him patrolling the streets with that nightstick (perhaps threatening some straight thugs with it).

After those three experiments, I realized I needed a true dildo. Eventually I dared myself to go to Times Square (which was all porn shops in those days), and buy one. I chose a mechanical wonder that would actually fuck me by itself once inserted. THAT was a thrill, let me tell you: but the thing was designed for vaginal use, not anal. The poor little motor had to work much harder when pumping my tight ass, so I ended up burning it out during the tenth session. Worth every penny I paid for it: wish they still made that kind.

Great story Dragonsub - thanks for sharing. And the episode with your father's nightstick was the best I've ever heard! :thumbs up::thumbs up::thumbs up:

dargelos · Mar 19, 2017

It was drummed into me at school that it is a sin to waste food. Having seen so much malnutrition in this country, I still cannot bear to let fruit and vegetables be used for anything except eating. So no cu cum

bers up my bum, plenty of car parts and tools instead, but vibrators are better, they vibrate.
When Poundland are selling a vibrator for one pound only, with free battery, anyone can afford that.

Shelter · Mar 19, 2017

dargelos said:
It was drummed into me at school that it is a sin to waste food. Having seen so much malnutrition in this country, I still cannot bear to let fruit and vegetables be used for anything except eating. So no cubers up my bum, plenty of car parts and tools instead, but vibrators are better, they vibrate.
When Poundland are selling a vibrator for one pound only, with free battery, anyone can afford that.

:agree::agree::agree::agree:

lhardwick69 · Mar 22, 2017

and ive had various things in my hole--if people knew around house they freak from cvacuum cleaner handle to bedpost at foot of bed--I just wanted to feel something inside me so I look and use it--

as for banana had a guy pel one and slide it into my hole and ate it out and almost lost it as it kept sliding in so he had to dig it out-- as he dug for it my cock was pre cum

ming so hard it was awesome

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