I hate when Americans call chips “french fries”
I hate when Americans call crisps “chips”
I hate when Americans call lifts “elevators”
I hate when Americans call chocolate globbernaughts “candy bars”
I hate when Americans call merry fizzlebombs “fireworks”
I hate when Americans call wunderbahboxes a “computer”
I hate when Americans call meat water “gravy”
I hate when Americans call electro-rope “power cables”
I hate when Americans call beef wellington ensemble with lettuce a “burger”
I hate when Americans call whimsy flimsy mark and scribblies “pens”
I hate when Americans call twisting plankhandles “doorknobs”
I hate when Americans call breaddystack a “sandwich”
I hate when Americans call their hoghity toghity tippy typers “keyboards”
I hate when Americans call nutty-gum and fruit spleggings “PB&J”
I hate when Americans call an upsy stairsy an “escalator”
I hate when Americans call a knittedy wittedy sheepity sleepity a “sweater”
I hate when Americans call a rickity-pop a “gear shift”
I hate when Americans call a choco chip bucky wicky a “cookie”
I hate when Americans call peepee friction pleasure “sex”
I hate when Americans call a pip pip gollywock a “screwdriver”
I hate when Americans call a rooty tooty point-n-shooty a “gun”
I hate when Americans call ceiling-bright a “lightbulb”
I hate when Americans call blimpy bounce bounce a “ball”
I hate when Americans call a slippery dippery long reppy a “snake”
I hate when Americans call cobble-stone-clippity-clops “roads”
Fucking Americans.
I hate when Americans call crisps “chips”
I hate when Americans call lifts “elevators”
I hate when Americans call chocolate globbernaughts “candy bars”
I hate when Americans call merry fizzlebombs “fireworks”
I hate when Americans call wunderbahboxes a “computer”
I hate when Americans call meat water “gravy”
I hate when Americans call electro-rope “power cables”
I hate when Americans call beef wellington ensemble with lettuce a “burger”
I hate when Americans call whimsy flimsy mark and scribblies “pens”
I hate when Americans call twisting plankhandles “doorknobs”
I hate when Americans call breaddystack a “sandwich”
I hate when Americans call their hoghity toghity tippy typers “keyboards”
I hate when Americans call nutty-gum and fruit spleggings “PB&J”
I hate when Americans call an upsy stairsy an “escalator”
I hate when Americans call a knittedy wittedy sheepity sleepity a “sweater”
I hate when Americans call a rickity-pop a “gear shift”
I hate when Americans call a choco chip bucky wicky a “cookie”
I hate when Americans call peepee friction pleasure “sex”
I hate when Americans call a pip pip gollywock a “screwdriver”
I hate when Americans call a rooty tooty point-n-shooty a “gun”
I hate when Americans call ceiling-bright a “lightbulb”
I hate when Americans call blimpy bounce bounce a “ball”
I hate when Americans call a slippery dippery long reppy a “snake”
I hate when Americans call cobble-stone-clippity-clops “roads”
Fucking Americans.
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