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hairybear · Apr 3, 2015

How many guys jerk off using a va cum

m cleaner ? Is it safe.

gb2000ie · Apr 3, 2015

Are you sure that happens for real, and isn't just an urban legend?

I distinctly remember reading it was physiologically dangerous - something about the small blood vessels in your cock getting damaged.

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smallsleepyrascalcat · Apr 3, 2015

The vc manufacturer Vorwerk once sued the Chaos Computer Club because they had put a dissertation online about penis injuries due to the usage of vacuum cleaners, mainly those of said company, as a masturbation aid.
In this dissertation the organs were mainly injured due to contact with the ventilator of the cleaner.
Vorwerk thought it was a hoax, but then they found out that the dissertation really existed.
So yes, it does happen, it is not an urban legend.
Here's the link to the German Wikipedia, unfortunately there's no English version.

PS: The main reason for the injuries, according to the doctor, was the low educational background of the men. They were just to stupid to foresee that an 11cm long tube would not protect them from getting in contact with the ventilator.

Machor · Apr 3, 2015

I have only one penis! So, I'll not risk!

gorgik9 · Apr 3, 2015

Being the horndog that I was in my teens and twenties, I used ANYTHING that could feel good on my hard-on, and of course I used a vac cum

cleaner from time to time.

But I think what made the german vac cum

cleaner Kobold from manufacturer Vorwerk dangerous for horny boys and men, was and is it's specific construction.

I used other models from other manufacturers. But to be frank - it really didn't feel that great. A tad of vaseline in your own hand, that's still the best IMO.

dargelos · Apr 5, 2015

The biggest risk to your health is when your mother comes home early and catches you doing this. The noise of the motor means you cannot hear the front door opening.

Shelter · Apr 5, 2015

dargelos said:
The biggest risk to your health is when your mother comes home early and catches you doing this. The noise of the motor means you cannot hear the front door opening.

Great - a better warning notice isn't possible! :rofl::rofl::rofl:

gorgik9 · Apr 5, 2015

Two questions:

1) A vac cum

cleaner, is it a he or a she? If I fuck it, will the result be a straight fuck or a gay fuck

That must be a very important question, mustn't it?

2) And an even more important question: Is the vac cum

cleaner an adult? Can he/she/it give it's consent to get fucked? We're not dealing in sex with minors, are we X_X:devil:

Shelter · Apr 5, 2015

gorgik9 said:
Two questions:

1) A vac cleaner, is it a he or a she? If I fuck it, will the result be a straight fuck or a gay fuck That must be a very important question, mustn't it?

2) And an even more important question: Is the vac cleaner an adult? Can he/she/it give it's consent to get fucked? We're not dealing in sex with minors, are we X_X:devil:

Very dark humor :thumbs up::thumbs up:

gorgik9 · Apr 5, 2015

Shelter said:
Very dark humor :thumbs up::thumbs up:

Dark?????

It's just me in my "being very silly"-mode:cheers::rofl:

gb2000ie · Apr 5, 2015

gorgik9 said:
Two questions:

1) A vac cleaner, is it a he or a she? If I fuck it, will the result be a straight fuck or a gay fuck That must be a very important question, mustn't it?

2) And an even more important question: Is the vac cleaner an adult? Can he/she/it give it's consent to get fucked? We're not dealing in sex with minors, are we X_X:devil:

If your vacuum cleaner is a Henry then it's clearly a man, unless it's a Henry Junior - then you're breaking the law

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dargelos · Apr 5, 2015

This poster (it's genuine) was intended to suggest that the cleaner was so powerful that it was the cause of the Tower of Pisa leaning.
A whole generation of schoolboys read a completely different meaning into this advertisment.

Shelter · Apr 5, 2015

dargelos said:
This poster (it's genuine) was intended to suggest that the cleaner was so powerful that it was the cause of the Tower of Pisa leaning.
A whole generation of schoolboys read a completely different meaning into this advertisment.

Now I know the reason why! Dargelos you finally opened my eyes!
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

gorgik9 · Apr 6, 2015

dargelos said:
This poster (it's genuine) was intended to suggest that the cleaner was so powerful that it was the cause of the Tower of Pisa leaning.
A whole generation of schoolboys read a completely different meaning into this advertisment.

Ahhrrmm...and Electrolux is - TA-DAM - a Swedish manufacturer, who knows what horny boys need :rofl::cheers::rofl:

Shelter · Apr 6, 2015

gorgik9 said:
Ahhrrmm...and Electrolux is - TA-DAM - a Swedish manufacturer, who knows what horny boys need :rofl::cheers::rofl:

Gorgik - you are again the winner! :thumbs up::thumbs up::thumbs up:

goalkeeper69 · Apr 7, 2015

I use my Henry vacuum sometimes with a cardboard tube from a roll of kitchen foil duct-taped to the nozzle and lubricated with vaseline and KY jelly. It does sometimes bruise my extra long foreskin but it's worth it for the great feelings I get from doing it. I've uploaded some videos of me doing it on a couple of websites and I've had some great commments.......

gb2000ie · Apr 8, 2015

goalkeeper69 said:
I use my Henry vacuum sometimes with a cardboard tube from a roll of kitchen foil duct-taped to the nozzle and lubricated with vaseline and KY jelly. It does sometimes bruise my extra long foreskin but it's worth it for the great feelings I get from doing it. I've uploaded some videos of me doing it on a couple of websites and I've had some great commments.......

You have me curious now ... don't suppose you want to share the links?

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goalkeeper69 · Apr 8, 2015

gb2000ie said:
You have me curious now ... don't suppose you want to share the links?

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Hi and thanks for your interest :big hug:

The site I mainly use is xtube - I am curvychristopher on there. My video with the black speedos shows quite well the damage which can be done to a tender foreskin....... :worried:

gb2000ie · Apr 8, 2015

goalkeeper69 said:
Hi and thanks for your interest :big hug:

The site I mainly use is xtube - I am curvychristopher on there. My video with the black speedos shows quite well the damage which can be done to a tender foreskin....... :worried:

Cool thanks - interesting to use the toilet roll and lube to give a less harsh surface that the metal tube of the hoover itself.

BTW - my XTube is here http://refhide.com/?http://www.xtube.com/community/profile.php?user=gb2000ie

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curvychristopher · May 21, 2019

goalkeeper69 said:
Hi and thanks for your interest :big hug:

The site I mainly use is xtube - I am curvychristopher on there. My video with the black speedos shows quite well the damage which can be done to a tender foreskin....... :worried:

I'm curvychristopher on here too now as I forgot my login details as goalkeeper69....! :blushing:

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