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Not even an invite

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What do you call it when...

...you get caught in a lift with a bunch of Santas? :thinking:

 

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Remember, panic is not an excuse!

The judge asked the defendant what he was charged with.

"Doing my Christmas shopping early," was the reply.

"That's not illegal! How early were you shopping?"

"Before the store opened."
 

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:rofl::rofl::rofl: thank you Haiducii so muich that you helped us to remember!

haiducii is the guy who takes care of us and helps us get by, so we won't forget how many weeks or months there are to next Christmas!!! ;)
 

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Oh yeah, just 11 weeks to go! The weeks really do fly by at this time of year...


You don't have to wait - it's ALWAYS socially acceptable to play J.S. Bach's "Christmas Oratorio"!!!



Jauchzet, frohlocket!!! :)
 

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I think this is a misunderstanding: Santa lives his eternal legendary life in Rovaniemi, Finland. It's so damn cold up there that Covid-19 just drops dead if it tries to infect anyone. :eek::eek::eek:
 

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The wife said "Honey, here's $100 for you...

...to buy us a nativity scene; use the change to get yourself some beer." :p

 

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Is it even Xmas if you don't receive a new pair of festive socks?

 
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