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I am so glad I grew up speaking English. It must be hell to learn for people from other countries. For example:

:?:?:?
 

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'Go Slow. Accident Porn Area' 'Free Erections' LOL Oh my...these are good.
 
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This is not funny, this is ignorance.

You won't believe it, but in German, the word dick actually exists with a complete other meaning then in English. it just means thick. And from the point that I can also read the word neu, which means new in the upper left corner, this is the picture of a product sold in germany, Austria or Switzerland and it's just extra thick.
 

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This is not funny, this is ignorance.

You won't believe it, but in German, the word dick actually exists with a complete other meaning then in English. it just means thick. And from the point that I can also read the word neu, which means new in the upper left corner, this is the picture of a product sold in germany, Austria or Switzerland and it's just extra thick.
i am german too, and i think its funny
 

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In Belize I saw a sign on a fence that said - apparently with no humour intended:
TRESPASSERS WILL BE PERSECUTED
 

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this is hilarious! especially the "donald duck tits salad"
 

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The Vietnamese market name is actually Hừng Đông, which means dawn in English. But unfortunately with the marks it's just Hung Dong -.-.
 

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The Vietnamese market name is actually Hừng Đông, which means dawn in English. But unfortunately with the marks it's just Hung Dong -.-.

Oh, the perils of trying to make your way in an unfamiliar language!

Even the various versions of English can be dangerous. For example take the word stuffed as in expression "Get stuffed." One time in Sydney, Australia, I pushed back from the table after a huge meal and announced, "I'm stuffed." The Aussies at he table at first gave me some very odd looks. Then one of them was kind enough to explain that what I what I said was the equivalent of "I'm fucked." Oops! Red face. Much laughter at my expense.:rofl:
 

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Twilight?

I have never seen any of the Twilight series of movies but would love to see the one advertised here.

 

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In Belize I saw a sign on a fence that said - apparently with no humour intended:

A few years ago I read an article in a local newspaper about two guys who had set up house in an abandoned movie theater. What caught the reporter's attention was their habit up putting up humorous messages on the theater's marquee. One of the messages they proposed but (sadly) rejected was.

NO ENTRY
TRESPASSERS WILL BE VIOLATED
 

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More perils of the English language.


SEXY TRANSPORTATION


OH, MAN, I KNOW THAT FEELING!


MY PROBLEM IS THAT I EXPRESS MYSELF VOCALLY DURING SEX. OOPS

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I LIKE KISSING THEM TOO.




TIMED SEX? IT'S NOT AN OLYMPIC EVENT.


HAPPY FEET.
 
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wait...... extra dick means extra thick???
that just makes it more funny lol

an extra thick one please ;) lol lol
 
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