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Way back when there were traveling salesmen, and no cell phones, one of those salesmen had his car break down on a country road. Lucky for him there was a farm house nearby.
He walked toward the house when he noticed a three legged pig wandering around the farm yard. When he got to the house and knocked on the door.
The farmer answered the door and the salesman asked him to use the phone to call a tow truck for his car. The farmer obliged and the salesman said "By the way, whats with the three legged pig I saw outside?"
The farmer said "Oh, let me tell you about that pig. That's the best pig in the world. One night the farmhouse caught fire and that pig came into the house and woke up the whole family and we all got out of the burning house safely. That pig is our hero."
The salesman said "Wow, that's a great story but how did the pig end up with only three legs?" The farmer replied "Well with a great pig like that you don't eat him all at once."
 
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