Best day in a long time

[whatthef__k]

This is the best day in a very long time. In a veeeeery long time.

My toothaches got so bad that I didn't get any sleep at all. That's awesome, as sleep is overrated.
So, what did I do? I downloaded and watched the latest three episodes of LOST.

Then, on my way to the dentist, I almost got involved in a car accident. Some crazy guy in front of me didn't pay attention and almost crashed into a car from the other lane.
So, what did I do? I turned the music up and thought, 'Well, not this time...'

At the dentist's, he hit the nerve of my tooth.
So, what did I do? Lying there, digging my fingers into the armrest, I just thought, 'More pain, please.'

Finally, I got home just to find out that my grandpa's cat has diarrhea (I use the medical term here to protect my consciousness from what I saw... ). And now guess who had to clean it up... Lucky me, huh?!
So, what did I do?! I just grabbed a bucket, some hot water, and went for it. And trying not to breathe for 15 minutes, I just thought, 'Awesome.'

BUT...! Here's the best part: The day isn't over yet. There are still a couple of hours left! Yay!
So, what do I do? I'm just thinking, 'OK, bring it on!'

 

[slimjim]

Well that puts my problem of the day .. "the house smelling slightly of gloss paint " into some sort of perspective.. I can add in the "it's a bit cloudy today" .. but it still doesn't come close.

btw.. is this why you were asking about Karma earlier... have you been a naughty boy? ( and if so, can I see the photographs??)

 

[XMan101]

) )

Sorry to laugh but that was so well put!

We all have days like that - as for the dentist I never have any painkilling stuff and was dissapointed last time I went. I thought this is going to be great, but nothing hit the nerve!! Yes, I enjoy a bit of pain, it wakes you up

 

[whatthef__k]

) )

Sorry to laugh but that was so well put!

We all have days like that - as for the dentist I never have any painkilling stuff and was dissapointed last time I went. I thought this is going to be great, but nothing hit the nerve!! Yes, I enjoy a bit of pain, it wakes you up

) You dirty little machochist... :butslap:

Well that puts my problem of the day .. "the house smelling slightly of gloss paint " into some sort of perspective.. I can add in the "it's a bit cloudy today" .. but it still doesn't come close.

btw.. is this why you were asking about Karma earlier... have you been a naughty boy? ( and if so, can I see the photographs??)

Obviously, I was a naughty boy... A veeeeery naughty boy...
But for the photographs, you'll have to ask my best friend... Her name is Karma...

 

[slimjim]

Obviously, I was a naughty boy... A veeeeery naughty boy...
But for the photographs, you'll have to ask my best friend... Her name is Karma...

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

 

[Jamie]

very well put indeed

As for the dentist...ouch! don`t remind me! I have very weak teeth and everytime I go to the dentist, even if it`s only a small decay, when he puts that small hook to excavate or whatever, it hurts like hell! And they wonder why I squeeze myself and sweat gallons of sweat LOL!

 

[JonnyFantastico]

WTF, I adore you; you know this... but I'm going to have to trump you with my week... no physical pain or near car accidents, but... well, you'll see.

Let's start at the beginning: I actually started off in great spirits. I had passed a test for a new job that pays EXTREMELY well; so I was riding high. The only thing was that I am in dire need to get my state ID renewed, since it's been expired for years. It was one of the things I just never got around to and it was definitely needed now... so here's where the fun begins...

Wednesday morning, I wake up very early; but in a decent mood, to head down to the Department of Motor Vehicles (or DMV; they deal with the whole state ID thing).. I go online just to make sure I have the correct directions (there are two of them in my area and only one of them deals with state IDs). Everything was fine... and then, I noticed the little McAfee icon in the corner of my computer screen telling me to reboot to fully install it's latest update... no problem, I do that... and when I do, it suddenly stops working correctly. No anti-virus, no file protection. I reboot again... file protection, no anti-virus. Alright; no problem... time to get a new McAfee version online... which I wasn't able to. I just got the old one again; uninstalled and reinstalled and everything seemed fine... until I realized it wasn't letting me open AOL Instant Messenger on my computer... still isn't, by the way...

Alright, DMV time.

I head down there; surprisingly STILL in good spirits and whatnot. Walk inside, fill out the forms and walk to the front desk... where the guy proceeds to tell me that he can't help me because I don't have my birth certificate... but I do have all of the other things needed... *sighs* OK, that was partially my fault, considering I couldn't find it... I was told to go downtown and buy a new one for $15.

One day wasted; $4.50 in train fare gone... but it ends up adding up in a good way... I get home and help my mother search... lo and behold, we find the birth certificate. Yay! I can go back the next day. Now, mind you; my birth certificate, being about 30 years old; is a little tattered and worn; but it's still legible and you can clearly see the info needed.

(Around this time is when I found out about the McAfee not working right...)

So, I take a nap when I get back... which fucks up my sleeping pattern for that night, which is bad because I wanted to get up early the next morning (this (Thursday) morning) to go back to the DMV and get the situation handled. Somehow, on a crazed sleep schedule, I still manage to get back down there early enough... and who's behind the counter?

Yep, the same damn guy from the day before... I should've known this was going to be bad. He looked way too "I'm just going to mess with people"...

:duh:

Alright; I walk to the front of the counter and same thing: he needs my social security card, blah, blah, blah... when he asks for the birth certificate; I smile and hand it to him; thinking, "OK, this part is over..."

... except it f*cking wasn't. His response:

"Oh, we can't accept this. It looks too raggedy."

ARE YOU F*CKING KIDDING ME?! IT'S ALMOST 30 YEARS OLD; WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?!

So after all of that, he tells me the same thing: get a new one. $15. Bastard. ~X(

So, I say "screw this" and decide to head home... but I was close to another friend's house, so I stopped there for a while. I leave there around 2 because my two best friends (I call them my "gay wives"; 2 girls I've known for over a decade) are coming by later on. I sign on Facebook; leave them a message to see if we're still on, which we were. Great, I can use a break. I sign off, take a quick nap to prepare for them to stop by.

In the middle of this hot dream of me about to blow some hot, somewhat hairy chested guy... my hand gets down his smooth torso to his bulge... the phone rings in real life, waking me up.

Cue irony.

I go to my cell phone and see a text message: one of my "wives" tells me there's a possibility she might have kidney stones and she won't be able to make it... which automatically means my other friend will cancel. :angry: I make sure everything's alright with "wife" number one; fill in wife number 2 and now, here I am; bored and pissed off...

And then, the icing on the cake.

A friend I stopped speaking to months ago because he turned into a prick out of left field decides to call me to gloat a bit. He remixes dance videos (not the greatest, I may add) and some of his videos are being played in a big gay club here in NYC, so he's having a bit of a celebration about it... and wanted to extend the invite to me to head down there as well.

I haven't heard from you in months; your last words to me were "Suck my d*ck, a**shole" and you want me to do WHAT?!

Oh... and I can't forget the best part (yep, there's more...): I got into a bit of an argument with my ex because apparently, I wasn't happy enough for him that he hooked up with a guy who wasn't even interested in him until the last day of a visit that culminated in the both of them having "mind-blowing sex"...

Mind you, I actually was in love with this guy and when things got hot and heavy during his visit here, he brushed me off drunkenly and said he didn't want things to happen... the next day, he told me he didn't even remember the situation, which made me feel like I molested him while he slept. When he went back home, he broke up with me a week later and lost his virginity to some other dude he met one month later after knowing him for 2 and a half days... without a condom.

Oh... and the guy he just had the "mind-blowing sex" with is the brother of the guy he lost his virginity to. X(

This has officially become the worst week ever... I don't want to be bothered and I'm planning on staying home the rest of the weekend and just being by myself.

So, WTF; trust me, I feel your pain... ten-fold!

 

[Tom]

Well, my day was fine. I'm sorry, today I don't feel your pain.
I can guarantee you I have before. But not today, things are OK.

But I do have a great dental story. Many many years ago, I had to have a bridge put in my upper front teeth. They put temporaries on while the good ones are being made. And guess what. There was something wrong with the temporary glue. They couldn't get them off!!! After about 2 hours and numerous shots, they called it quits. My body couldn't take anymore shots and the pain was to bad. So I had to go back in week or something like that. That time they were ready. They shot me all up, and I was awake for this, but numb. So they start cutting everything out. And someone else is standing there shooting water on the cutter and sucking up the water. Honest to God, smoke is coming out my mouth!!! It was so hot and so much work they were cooling the cutter with water. I couldn't feel anything just see smoke and smell stuff burning. After they had to do a little maintenance on the new bridge, so it could fit right since they had to cut up so much!
So I love dentists. And the first guy to do a root canal on my front tooth messed things up so bad I ended up getting so many more infections that it weakened the bone, and that's why I needed the bridge.

 

[whatthef__k]

A new day's here! YAY!

Maybe it'll become the very best day in a long time... ) ) )

 

[bloop2]

Lol omg way to see things in a positive perspective!

 

[XMan101]

I thought things were bad with me - but hell

Tom, that dentist story had me clutching my mouth!! Worst I had was a few years back. I hadn't been for ages and he took me into the room to do 3 major fillings, out comes the needle! I say you can put that away. He said I recommend you have it, I said no. Promise you won't move? I said I won't even flinch! I didn't

The other time, when I did have to have the needle, was having a wisdom tooth out. He practically put his knee on my chest as it wouldn't come out!! He was about to give up when craaaaaaack!! Out it came )

That was fun

 

[whatthef__k]

Damn, seems like there are many dentist stories...
Maybe it's time for another thread -- "My favorite dentist story". )

 

[slimjim]

Just so long as it isn't this one !!