Favorite Quotes!!

[karlo2648]

"To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead."
Thomas Paine

 

[mmarty]

Only the mediocre are always at their best. - Jean Giraudoux

 

[warp9]

"Life is hard - but dis music is harder" - The Revolutionaries

 

[mmarty]

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behing my back.
Richard Lewis

 

[JTP039]

Just because I'm losing doesn't mean I"m lost.

 

[Shelter]

Just because I'm losing doesn't mean I"m lost.

Very good - really very good. :thumbs up::thumbs up:

 

[mmarty]

Sign in a travel agency window: "Please go away."

 

[Shelter]

Sign in a travel agency window: "Please go away."

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

 

[brmstn69]

At a reception in Canada when Winston Churchill was sitting next to a Methodist bishop, the two men were offered sherry by a waitress. Churchill took a glass, the but the bishop said: "Young lady, I would rather commit adultery than take an intoxicating beverage."

Churchill said to the waitress: "Come back lassie, I didn't know we had a choice!"

 

[haiducii]

Childhood will never be the same

 

[mrpiz]

"If your aunt had balls, she'd be your uncle" - my dear granny.

 

[mmarty]

George Washington's brother was the Uncle of our Country.

 

[mmarty]

If your parachute doesn't open up for you, you've obviously jumped to a conclusion.

 

[matgray26000]

My favorite quote: "A goal without a plan is just a dream".

I try to live by it and it has proven right.

 

[gb2000ie]

My favorite quote: "A goal without a plan is just a dream".

I try to live by it and it has proven right.

I can't help but be reminded of Brexit when I read this.

B.

 

[mmarty]

Invitation:

"We are hosting a charity concert for people who struggle to reach an orgasm. If you can't come, let me know."

-- Anonymous

 

[dancap48066]

Trust given in doubt honors the giver, but only a fool trusts everyone.

 

[haiducii]

I asked an old man:

“Which is more important?
To love or to be loved?”

The old man replied:

“Which is more important to a bird?
The left wing or the right wing?”

 

[Shelter]

I asked an old man:

“Which is more important?
To love or to be loved?”

The old man replied:

“Which is more important to a bird?
The left wing or the right wing?”

:thumbs up::thumbs up:
This is something I will remember forever! :thumbs up::thumbs up::thumbs up:

 

[pornoboy]

I went to hospital with a broken leg.
Don`t know whose it was.​