Burp or Fart, what is better?

[Thor]

ok, well they both can stink, but what feels better?

im not sure, and this is the thing...sometimes when i burp i get puke in my mouth and then i have to swallow it YUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

and then....sometimes when i fart, poop comes out, and i have to change shorts YUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

hahaha, just have to keep it real LOL

 

[bloop2]

Uhm.. lol really really gross... But farting and burping is the same thing except air is just being released on either ends.. I would seriously much rather burp though.. because atleast i can burp quietly and be discreet as oppose to farting and having poop come out and having to change shorts.. :| and what if your in the mall?! LOL

 

[garth33]

ok, well they both can stink, but what feels better?

im not sure, and this is the thing...sometimes when i burp i get puke in my mouth and then i have to swallow it YUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

and then....sometimes when i fart, poop comes out, and i have to change shorts YUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

hahaha, just have to keep it real LOL

AGAIN a simple "thanks" just doesn't seem to do justice to a board buddy whose interests, uh, how can I put this nicely...run the gamut?X_X - and that's an understatement

Your a real nut job Thor - love it! Keep up the good work!

PEACE!

 

[hammervice]

a burp is better

 

[XMan101]

I'm English, we don't talk about such things !!

(UK, home of toilet humour )

 

[intensepump]

well..since I am green...I must say a burp is much better environmentally speaking...no chance to pick up methane

Farts are bad

 

[slimjim]

Congratulations Thor my friend .......the nadir is reached ..talk about more information than I need bro. hehehehehehe. But to answer the question - a burp is more satisfying due to the feeling of relief as the distended stomach relaxes.

xman..once again..they won't get the irony

 

[goejavin]

I've always thought that burping was more gross...I suppose I always felt I'd be more likely to kiss one's mouth than their ass...lol...little did I know how that would change some!!!

 

[brmstn69]

With a burp, you can taste it

At least with a fart, you can make a quick exit to escape it...Unless your in a car...

 

[slimjim]

I don't know if it's true but it is said that in certain areas, China, some middle eastern countries I think, and I remember being told about Canada (although by an American), that it is deemed to be good manners to burp following a meal.

" 'Tis better to burp and taste, than to fart and waste"

 

[bloop2]

With a burp, you can taste it

At least with a fart, you can make a quick exit to escape it...Unless your in a car...

lol then you just roll down the window silly!

 

[sweetuttsada]

fart~
feels so good, air escaping from ur hole

 

[shamammashouse]

Burps are better, I'm not really a fan of farting