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[brmstn69]

Oh God, I'm only a LCpl (Lance Corporal)...

 

[Bo.]

It says it's the General Discussion - so you gotta have the rank of a general at least!
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Hmm What do you say about this General?! :worried:

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[brmstn69]

That fuckin' rifle is hiding his gun...

 

[Bo.]

I guess it's his secret biological weapon, so he had to hide it

 

[brmstn69]

I guess it's his secret biological weapon, so he had to hide it

Well, it's a good thing those U.N. weapons inspectors haven't seen the barracks showers at Camp Pendleton...

 

[brmstn69]

tell us more please :drooling: :hypnotized:

It's much too long a story to type yet again, suffice to say that I spent 12 weeks of boot camp with a constant hard on and no privacy, time, or energy to relive it...X_X

 

[brmstn69]

to be honest, during my boot camp time in the German army, I completely forgot to wank ^^ or it happened in such a hurry I don't remember it

Yeah, but I joined because I have a fetish for Marines. It was Purgatory, caught between Heaven and Hell, you can see the pearly gates but you can't get in...

 

[Bo.]

I don't think he's a General but for him we can make an exception

Are you trying to say my General is fake?!?
Maybe he's a General masked to soldier

Anyway, I'm glad you will make an exception for my guy

 

[brmstn69]

Yes, I am saying he is a fake General :waiting:
at least until he lifts his rifle and shows us "his General" :drooling:

God, I hope he doesn't have a General behind that rifle. When was the last time you saw a General stand at attention?

I'm hoping for a Staff Sargent...

 

[Irishman25]

those who where in the military, did u c anything good or naughty while serving in uniform.
surely theres stories u'd like to share
showers, walkin in on someone takin care of themselves. late night in the barricks etc etc

 

[glamfunk84]

 

[mikawa]

Are you trying to say my General is fake?!?
Maybe he's a General masked to soldier

Anyway, I'm glad you will make an exception for my guy

if he needs that rifle to hide his "gun" it must be a great gun which can do amazing things... so general or not, he would have to be one for his achievements xD

 

[diklik]

Oh God, I'm only a LCpl (Lance Corporal)...

Just discovered this old thread and was enjoying a chuckle at it, remembering the rhyme taught to us in basic:

This is my rifle and this is my gun:
This one's for killing and this one's for fun!

 

[jeansGuyOZ]

Who cares about the general, show me the privates!