Daily Humor

[slimjim]

:rofl::rofl::rofl::thumbs up::thumbs up:

 

[golfdelta21]

 

[golfdelta21]

Funny signs

 

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When it's OK to use the F... word

 

[golfdelta21]

Funny cars accident

 

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Funny quotes

 

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Funny pics from the web

 

[golfdelta21]

Imagine by John Lennon

 

[Shelter]

A nice imagination - but in my opinion it will be only an imagination! The human kind never (surely not to our life time!) will be united and peaceful alltogether. It will be a dream - a wonderful dream, but a dream! :thinking:

 

[slimjim]

Yes... Yes................ Oh Yes................ Yes :rofl::rofl:

 

[slimjim]

 

[slimjim]

:rofl::rofl:

 

[drewguy]

 

[slimjim]

:rofl::rofl:

 

[Shelter]

The daughter asks her mother: "How will I contracept correct?"
The mother is answering: "That's really easy. Short before the boy is "ming" you just must ask him how the future child shall be named. Than they all make at once a pull out."

Well, after the first Disco visit everything is working wonderful. Short before the guy is "ming" she is asking. The guy makes a pull out.

After the second Disco visit everything again is working excellent.

At the third time the guy don't let sway himself by this question and is still continuing. She asks him once more. No reaction. By the time he is ready he removes the condom, fasten it with a knot, hold it up and said: "If he will get out here: David Copperfield!"

 

[gorgik9]

The 16-years old daughter asks her mother: "How will I contracept correct?"
The mother is answering: "That's really easy. Short before the boy is "ming" you just must ask him how the future child shall be named. Than they all make at once a pull out."

Well, after the first Disco visit everything is working wonderful. Short before the guy is "ming" she is asking. The guy makes a pull out.

After the second Disco visit everything again is working excellent.

At the third time the guy don't let sway himself by this question and is still continuing. She asks him once more. No reaction. By the time he is ready he removes the condom, fasten it with a knot, hold it up and said: "If he will get out here: David Copperfield!"

I'd go for a "dirty" name wit in another Dickensian novel, "Oliver Twist", where we find: "Charley Bates, Master Charles Bates, Master Bates."

 

[golfdelta21]

Today's humor

Banana Love

 

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Modern life

 

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