Favorite Quotes!!

[slimjim]

Sex is like snow... you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last.

 

[HotDougBunz]

A Doug Original said to an airline passenger behaving like a jerk..."Sir, First Class is a lifestyle, not the price of a ticket."

 

[slimjim]

Whilst reading a post in another thread I remembered this old proverb:

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt

 

[slimjim]

All of us have a homosexual part of 25%, which I also have. The only thing is that, after profound examination I have realised that my homosexual part is a lesbian.

Silvio Berlusconi

 

[andytoon]

I can resist anything but temptation
(Oscar Wilde ?)

 

[jrr22]

"Only two things are infinite. The universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

Albert Einstein

 

[gb2000ie]

I can resist anything but temptation
(Oscar Wilde ?)

I'm pretty sure that was indeed Wilde.

B.

 

[HotDougBunz]

Whilst reading a post in another thread I remembered this old proverb:

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt

That is an Abraham Lincoln quote.

 

[Stoic]

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"You Fool!"

-Gilbert Gottfried

 

[dummaque]

"You're only a rebel from the waist downwards." 1984, George Orwell

 

[ant.ham_69]

When life gives you lemons, throw them at people!

 

[creslinwest]

Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get - only with what you are expecting to give - which is everything. (Katherine Hepburn)

As for me prizes mean nothing. My prize is my work. (Also Katherine Hepburn)

 

[slimjim]

I'm gonna find me a horse, just about this big.. an' ride him all along the border line.
With a pair of zircon-encrusted tweezers in my hand all the other wranglers would say I was mighty grand.

Frank Zappa

 

[jeansGuyOZ]

"Homosexuality is nature's way of ensuring that the brightest minds in society are not burdened with the raising of children."

 

[bigsal]

Opinion and not being, is like spinning, and not weaving

 

[Dreamer25]

If people are trying to bring you down, it only means that you are above them.

 

[slimjim]

Well I might ride along the border wth my tweezers gleamin' in the moon-lighty night
And then I'd get a cuppa cawfee n' give my foot a push...
Just me 'n the pymgy pony over the dennil floss bush
N' then I might just jump back on an' ride like a cowboy into the dawn to Montana

Frank Zappa

 

[police151]

"knock yourself out".

 

[RefixnarcisM]

"Ni moi sans vous, ni vous sans moi"
translation: Neither me without you, nor you without me.
Taken from dialogues of sad but lovely story of Tristan and Isolde.

 

[srqflguy]

the liquor had my mind at the time