Favorite Quotes!!

[Jamie]

Julien Jeanvier: [as Julien is fleeing from the police] Sophie was back in the game! Pure, raw, explosive pleasure! Better than drugs, better than smack! Better than a dope-coke-crack-fix-shit-shoot-sniff-ganja-marijuana-blotter-acid-ecstasy! Better than sex, head, 69, orgies, masturbation, tantrism, Kama Sutra or Thai doggy-style! Better than banana milkshakes! Better than George Lucas's trilogy, the muppets and 2001! Better than Emma Peel, Marilyn, Lara Croft and Cindy Crawford's beauty mark! Better than the B-side to Abbey Road, Jimmy Hendrix and the first man on the moon! Space Mountain, Santa Claus, Bill Gates' fortune, the Dalai Lama, Lazarus raised from the dead! Schwarzenegger's testosterone shots, Pam Anderson's lips! Woodstock, raves... Better than Sade, Rimbaud, Morrison and Castaneda! Better than freedom, better than life!
Jeux D'enfants A.K.A. Love me if you dare

 

[slimjim]

We, the unwilling, led by the unknowing, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful. We have done so much, for so long, with so little, we are now qualified to do anything with nothing

Mother Teresa

 

[Thor]

"We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine and a whole multicolored collection of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers . . . Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon . . ." —Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, 1971 (Hunter S. Thompson )

 

[Thor]

"There are times, however, and this is one of them, when even being right feels wrong. What do you say, for instance, about a generation that has been taught that rain is poison and sex is death? If making love might be fatal and if a cool spring breeze on any summer afternoon can turn a crystal blue lake into a puddle of black poison right in front of your eyes, there is not much left except TV and relentless masturbation. It's a strange world. Some people get rich and others eat shit and die." —Gonzo Papers, Vol. 2: Generation of Swine: Tales of Shame and Degradation in the '80s, 1988 (Hunter S. Thompson)

 

[slimjim]

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

Groucho Marx

 

[ERICOOL85]

"if you are looking for a hand that will always support you... look at the end of your arm"
XD

this one is from an amazing movie -the boondock saints- part of a speech they make.
"To not steal, to not kill, to not rape, these are not polite sugesstions, these are codes of behaviour, that every men, of every religion can embrace"

 

[slimjim]

This is my simple religion. There is no need for temples; no need for complicated philosophy. Our own brain, our own heart is our temple; the philosophy is kindness.


Dalai Lama

 

[slimjim]

At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since.

Salvador Dali

 

[slimjim]

I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30.

Groucho Marx

 

[whatthef__k]

Anger makes you smaller, while forgiveness forces you to grow beyond what you were.

Cherie Carter-Scott in "If Love Is A Game, These Are The Rules"

 

[slimjim]

Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.

Mark Twain

 

[Synned]

Outside a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog it's too dark to read.


~ Groucho MARX

 

[slimjim]

We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.


Kurt Vonnegut

 

[slimjim]

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.



Kurt Vonnegut

 

[slimjim]

Everywhere is within walking distance... if you have the time.

Steven Wright

 

[Synned]

He loves nature in spite of what it did to him.


~ Forrest TUCKER

 

[whatthef__k]

Forgiveness is the answer to the child's dream of a miracle by which what is broken is made whole again, what is soiled is made clean again.

Dag Hammarskjold

 

[slimjim]

A famous piece of graffiti which could only be seen from trains approaching Paddington Station in London

 

[slimjim]

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

Barbara Johnson, author

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[whatthef__k]

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

Barbara Johnson, author

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I hope she is referring to chocolate chip cookies... ) ) )