Favorite Quotes!!

[Gloomy_Sunday44]

Dogs come when you call them, cats take a message and get back to you later.

 

[Joshua McMahon]

"Why can't you share your bed? The most loving thing to do is to share your bed with someone. It's very charming. It's very sweet. It's what the whole world should do." Michael Jackson

 

[Gloomy_Sunday44]

"If you can't find a friend, make one." -May

 

[Dreamer25]

The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good. -- Samuel Johnson

 

[gb2000ie]

"I don't know and you don't either!"

- Bumper sticker, response to religious dogmas and strong atheism, from the agnostic point of view.

That's fantastic - always been my line against both the Dawkins types, and the Phelps types.

B.

 

[Dreamer25]

Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common.

-- Dorothy Parker

 

[Wishmakr]

A wonderful quote from one of our own

Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no ones definition of your life; define yourself - Harvey Fierstein

 

[slimjim]

The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is not read.
Oscar Wilde


Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read
Frank Zappa

 

[slimjim]

Our reputation is more important than the last hundred million dollars.

Rupert Murdoch

For better or for worse, our company (The News Corporation Ltd.) is a reflection of my thinking, my character, my values.

Rupert Murdoch

 

[gb2000ie]

Our reputation is more important than the last hundred million dollars.

Rupert Murdoch

For better or for worse, our company (The News Corporation Ltd.) is a reflection of my thinking, my character, my values.

Rupert Murdoch

OUCH! Poor Rupery must be regretting those quotes now!!!!

B.

 

[Otage]

"It doesn't matter whats missing"

 

[slimjim]

The buck stops with the guy who signs the checks.

Rupert Murdoch

As long as it's (business) making money I don't care.

Rupert Murdoch

 

[gb2000ie]

The buck stops with the guy who signs the checks.

Rupert Murdoch

As long as it's (business) making money I don't care.

Rupert Murdoch

ROFL - keep those Murdoch quotes coming, such a wonderful source of schadenfraude!

B.

 

[yoyo888]

Here is one I remember written on a school toilet wall

"Here I sit broken hearted, came to shit, but only farted"

I see remember it to this day !

 

[hawtsean]

Poor Rupert (in cirstances not in money ) .....he hasn't learned that hubris didn't save the ancient Greeks from their own words. I'd bet that a collected short novella of all Murdoch-isms would sell widely just now. I wonder if Rupert is rapidly changing his diet to develop an appetite for crow.

 

[hawtsean]

Here is one I remember written on a school toilet wall

"Here I sit broken hearted, came to shit, but only farted"

I see remember it to this day !

Yeah, I recall that one told as written on the wall of one of those old pay toilet stalls....."paid a dime and only farted'.

 

[gb2000ie]

Here is one I remember written on a school toilet wall

"Here I sit broken hearted, came to shit, but only farted"

I see remember it to this day !

Saw that one in college - as well as this little gem:

"Flush twice - it's a long way to the canteen"

And in the computer science building, written on the toilet paper dispenser:

"Arts Degree, please take one"

Ah - college wit

B.

 

[Shush83]

“The more constraints one imposes, the more one frees oneself of the chains that shackle the spirit… the arbitrariness of the constraint only serves to obtain precision of execution.”

Stravinsky.

 

[jeansGuyOZ]

One of my favourites - I don't know who said it:

Homosexuality is nature's way of ensuring that the brightest minds in society are not burdened with the raising of children.

 

[vcxvcx123]

Megamind: How do I look like minion? Do I look bad?
Minion: Disgustingly horrifying!