Hear ye! Hear ye!
Know All Men By These Present
We, the Guests, Junior Members, Full Members, V.I.P Members, S.V.I.P. Members and other Freemen of Gay Heaven, Do according to our Allegieance and Covenant by these Presents, Heartily, Joyfully, and Unanimously, Acknowledge and Proclaim the Illustrious
SLIMJIM Prince of Pits, Boners, Buns and Bulges
next Heir to the Title of Lawfull Successor, rightfull and undoubted Temptor Extraordinaire
MAYOR of Pitts-Burg
And that We shall constantly and Sincerely in our severall Places and Callings, Defend and Maintain his Royall Person, Crown, and Dignity, with our Estates and Lives, against all Opposers. In Testimony whereof, we have caused these to be Publisht throughout all Counties and Corporations of this Realm, The Fourteenth Day of November, in the First Year of his Majesties Reign and the year of 2015.
Lord Garth33 Presiding
Proclomation Do
ent provided by Mr. Piz