Sex with Vegetables

[intensepump]

Vegephilia....Have you ever gotten fresh with a Vegetable?

Yes I have, I love English Cubers...they are so long and tasty!

In a bid to stem the rising tide of hospital admissions, the Government today announced its intention to slap health warnings on 'phallic-shaped' vegetables and Fruity 'sex toys'

 

[Thor]

hahaha....ive used a cuber and a carrot before not at the same time thou

 

[garth33]

hahaha....ive used a cuber and a carrot before not at the same time thou

Oh just admit you're Norwegian Thor and ALL will be forgiven That WOULD EXPLAIN a LOT

Anyway - I read a Penthouse Forum Letter as a teenager and microwaved a grapefruit - cut a slit in it and fucked the hell out of it because it was supposed to REALLY feel like a pussy. Mostly I just smelled like sour citrus fruit when my boyfriend came over later that day - but that's ANOTHER story

SEEYA!
g33

 

[slimjim]

I just cannot believe that this thread wasn't started by Thor!

 

[Bo.]

Well, even the improper use of human "sex toys" can damage your health

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[bloop2]

ROFL THOR! I don't believe that one bit.. not using them both.. PFFT lies you double stuffer!.. I've used a carrot .. *says shyly

 

[marcusl1]

Happy to hear that I am not the only one having a veggie crush - at least cubers are "organic" enviromentally friendly sextoys - which can hardly be said about plastic stuff!

 

[bloop2]

Yeah and It would also be budget friendly if you use the cuber in your meal after .. haha

 

[marcusl1]

Yeah and It would also be budget friendly if you use the cuber in your meal after .. haha

I will think of that next time the inlaws come over for dinner

 

[bloop2]

ROFL!! you are bad!

 

[bloop2]

I remember telling me a story about this guy in a party that he was in.. and he was soo head over heels with this other guy at the party and he's been trying to get his attention and such, and he walks into a bedroom accidentally and sees the guy he has a crush on in a bed with another guy and he was just so devastated.. at this point he was already drugged up drunk and pretty high that apparently he was in the kitchen pulled out a cuber and started fucking himself with the cuber and crying why he didn't like him and was shitting all over the place.. I was pretty horrified and traumatized after hearing the story lol

 

[intensepump]

ROFL..I've heard of that recipe...shit and cuber sandwiches...

 

[bloop2]

ROFL its disgusting!! I'll inform Marcus about the sandwich recipe also.. he said he might consider it when the inlaws come over haha

 

[XMan101]

This is worse than the old cream cracker thing !!

(For those that don't know, an old student game, a cream cracker on the table, last to on it eats it )

 

[bloop2]

... Uhm.. i don`t know if i should say thats gross or not xman especially if the guys were hot.. NOT THAT IM SCANDALOUS OR ANYTHING!

 

[XMan101]

I've never done it Bloop, just been told about it, one was my medical student cousin years ago!! It is gross, and I'd leave the room or watch from a descreet distance

 

[bloop2]

HAHA XMAN!! I`d watch it up front for sure.. .. xD.. I`d laugh hysterically to watch the person who has to eat it xD

 

[intensepump]

In keeping with the spirit of the thread....I hope it is one of those vegetable crackers

 

[bloop2]

ROFL well who ever ends up eating the cracker im sure is thinking about what the cracker is made of last.. but the covered cracker hehe intense.