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Squallmuzza
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This was sent to me by the very 18 year old I'm sleeping with! Made me cry laughing (especially how accurate it is!)
There are 20 Reasons........why 18 year olds are fun to sleep with. And I list them for your thoughts and considerations:
1.) They'll try anything once - twice if you tell them their parents would never approve.
2.) They've got more energy than a Tiger on METH or Speed.
3.) They have lots of other 18-year-old friends.
4.) They're horny all the time, and.......
5.) They're ready to go again 20 seconds later.
6.) Two words: HAIRLESS BALLS!!!
7.) They'll want to reenact everything they see in your porno movies.
8.) It's easier to teach 18-year-olds new tricks like your puppy
9.) They'll think you're ' totally cool' if you ask them to give you head while you're driving (and they'll totally do it, too).
10) They're more cuddly than the Snuggles bear.
11) You can eat their ass for 10 minutes and they'll do anything you want..
12) Everything makes them hard.
13) When they call you 'daddy', they're not being ironic.
14) They'll think it's funny when you ask them to serve hors d'oeuvres at your party - - - in a jockstrap. What's more......
15) They'll actually do it!!
16) Anytime. Anywhere. Any position. Any night of the week.
17) They're still trying to suck their own cocks - - which is hours of fun to watch in and of itself!!!
18) When they're naughty, you can send them to 'detention' and pretend you're the stern 'teacher' who needs to "discipline" them.
19) They're always happy to be in one of your 'home movies' - - as long as they're the star.
20) TASTES JUST LIKE CHICKEN!!!!!
There are 20 Reasons........why 18 year olds are fun to sleep with. And I list them for your thoughts and considerations:
1.) They'll try anything once - twice if you tell them their parents would never approve.
2.) They've got more energy than a Tiger on METH or Speed.
3.) They have lots of other 18-year-old friends.
4.) They're horny all the time, and.......
5.) They're ready to go again 20 seconds later.
6.) Two words: HAIRLESS BALLS!!!
7.) They'll want to reenact everything they see in your porno movies.
8.) It's easier to teach 18-year-olds new tricks like your puppy
9.) They'll think you're ' totally cool' if you ask them to give you head while you're driving (and they'll totally do it, too).
10) They're more cuddly than the Snuggles bear.
11) You can eat their ass for 10 minutes and they'll do anything you want..
12) Everything makes them hard.
13) When they call you 'daddy', they're not being ironic.
14) They'll think it's funny when you ask them to serve hors d'oeuvres at your party - - - in a jockstrap. What's more......
15) They'll actually do it!!
16) Anytime. Anywhere. Any position. Any night of the week.
17) They're still trying to suck their own cocks - - which is hours of fun to watch in and of itself!!!
18) When they're naughty, you can send them to 'detention' and pretend you're the stern 'teacher' who needs to "discipline" them.
19) They're always happy to be in one of your 'home movies' - - as long as they're the star.
20) TASTES JUST LIKE CHICKEN!!!!!
