Favorite Quotes!!

[blammy]

I lick the other side of the stamp

 

[Massie]

extra large does not mean extra good.

 

[agnusz]

ADIDAS - All Day I Dream About Sex!

 

[monk3y]

"One dreamed of becoming somebody. Another remained awake and became."

"Keep the dream alive, hit the snooz button."

"You say I look delicious/ yummy and want a taste but im human... not a sandwich"

 

[Bender001]

Bite my shiny metal ass

 

[Shush83]

Never trust a man whose eyebrows meet in the middle.

 

[squiggle]

Probably:

"Golf is a good walk spoiled."
Mark Twain

and Winston Churchill's acerbic wit:

Bessie Braddock: “Sir, you are drunk.”
Churchill: “Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober.”

Nancy Astor: “Sir, if you were my husband, I would give you poison.”
Churchill: “If I were your husband I would take it.”

and in reference to Clement Atlee:

"A sheep in sheep’s clothing."

"A modest man, who has much to be modest about."

and from the archbitch himself:

"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months."

"America had often been discovered before Columbus, but it had always been hushed up."

"To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable."

 

[Shadow]

When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile

 

[tommytucker]

my favouret quote is when in rome do as the romans do lol

 

[777]

The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.

(Resist it, and your soul grows sick with longing for the things it has forbidden to itself.)

Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1891

 

[Coolcoffee]

My fave is: Better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all and another
"you make your own luck"

 

[spazattack]

Quotes of the moment:

"As the smokes clears, i awaken and untangle you from me. Would it make you feel better to watch me while I bleed? All my windows still are broken, but I'm standing on my feet" - Skyscraper

"Cause the walls burned up and our love fell down, and it turned into whatever. Now we're saying never. Feel the fire cause its all around and its burning for forever and always " - Disaster

 

[slimjim]

Common sense is the collection of prejudices aquired by the age of 16

Albert Einstein

 

[jeansGuyOZ]

I can't remember who this quote is attributed to:

"Horse sense" is that inestimable quality in a horse that keeps it from betting on a man.

 

[maboo]

"Being a virgin is something to be proud of in this age. You're like a unicorn"
- Shirley from Community

 

[madguy7]

" I have come here to do two things;Chew some bubble gum and kick some ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum. THEY LIVE. best movie quote ever.

 

[creslinwest]

Pravde žil som, krivdu bil som,
verne národ môj ľúbil som

Samo Chalupka

"I lived in truth, I fought injustice,
I truly loved my nation"

 

[slimjim]

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

Groucho Marx

 

[slimjim]

Sex is like air... it's not important unless you aren't getting any.

 

[gb2000ie]

Sex is like air... it's not important unless you aren't getting any.

ROFL - that reminds me of the old programmers addage:

Source Code Comments are like sex, no matter how bad they are, they're better than none!

B.