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Shelter
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:rofl::rofl::rofl: I'll understand him - waking up early in the morning and the breakfast isn't ready is not humane or "sparrowane"!
gorgik9
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Well, if you live by yourself - as I do - the only person to blame if there's no breakfast ready on the kitchen table when you've managed to get your sorry ass out of the beloved bed is - YOU YOURSELF!!! It seems married life will dichotomize humanity into "breakfast-eaters" and "breakfast-providers" :rofl::rofl::rofl:
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Yessssss Gorgik - I'm the "breakfast-eater" and in all things the "eater". But I'm the person who has to make the whole laundry. But cleaning the house is the duty of both of us as well the gardening. My husband is an early bird I'm a late riser. p
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Yessssss Gorgik - I'm the "breakfast-eater" and in all things the "eater". But I'm the person who has to make the whole laundry. But cleaning the house is the duty of both of us as well the gardening. My husband is an early bird I'm a late riser. p
Dear boy, you're so "hungry" :rofl::big hug:
I bet your BF gives you a lot of wurst
("wurst" is German, "sausage" in English)
