Animal Jokes

[trencherman]

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There’s simply no other pet
I think as lovely as a rabbit.
But if you are born Italian,
you like ‘em yet for other reason.

 

[trencherman]

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Guinea pig is synonym
for animal testing.
Unless you are in Peru
where cui means barbecue.

 

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[trencherman]

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Probably the most unsuspecting creature,
makes no demands save a patch of pasture.
So it seems a form of karma,
If their poo makes the earth warma.

 

[trencherman]

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They say dogs evolved from wolves
left their packs to bond with humans.
In Asia they definitely equivocated,
Stir-fried there more than befriended.

 

[trencherman]

Trencherman's Edible Menagerie

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Even as reptiles, iguanas look repellent,
Where they grow that’s no deterrent,
Fed on veggies and scraps from the kitchen,
They swear their meat taste just like chicken.

 

[trencherman]

Trencherman's Edible Menagerie

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Fanatics handle snakes to prove their faith,
Petrified others stay wary of their treachery.
In Hong Kong you can still find restaurants,
Specializing in soup made of these sibilants.

 

[trencherman]

Trencherman's Edible Menagerie

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Horses are raised to be trained and ridden,
Even in times of distress hardly ever eaten.
So surprising therefore in these times not lean,
To find in France so many boucherie chevaline.

 

[trencherman]

Trencherman's Edible Menagerie

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When I behold a moose, I think of a caribou,
and elks of course lead to other ungulates
that include reindeers and wapiti too
one of which Italians simply call wapito.

 

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[trencherman]

Trencherman's Edible Menagerie

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Crocodiles shed tears when they are feeding,
we are assured, not for hurt feelings.
You wonder though how they regard
Handbags and loafers in exotic lizard.

 

[haiducii]

I would let him in!

 

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