Look at his T-Shirt

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And it's working, too. You've already lost your mind.

 

[dudophile]

Fucking your face will make you shut up!

 

[dudophile]

See. That's the difference between us. I want to in your tight ass.

 

[dudophile]

Sour milk. Not dairy free, but tastes the same, and no baggage involved.

 

[dudophile]

So, two priests go to take a shower. They realize that they forgot the soap, so one of them goes to his room to get some, but doesn't bother to get dressed first. On the way back, he spots some nuns walking in the hallway, so he puts the soap under his armpits and pretends to be a statue, standing perfectly still. The nuns spot him and thinking that it's an unusual statue, pull on his cock, and in surprise, he lets one of the bars of soap fall. The nuns are amazed, thinking it's a soap dispenser. The second nun does the same thing, and again he lets the other bar of soap fall. The third nun, starts pulling on it several times and pretty soon, some liquid falls from his penis. The third nun exclaims: Oh my lord! It even has a lotion dispenser, too!

 

[dudophile]

Sorry, I like Oysters Rockefeller, not Oysters Pussée.

 

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[dudophile]

A diamond is described with the four C's. So, you must be a diamond covered in .

 

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