Caption Time

[Shelter]

What the fuck am I meant to do with this. Mine is only a third of the size!!!

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Mom, you are right - I should have been better stayed home!

 

[yoyo888]

"Hay Dude, looks like we have a voyeur. Shall we give him a show"

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[Shelter]

"Hay Dude, looks like we have a voyeur. Shall we give him a show"

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NO, NO that's not a spider over there only a little fluff!

 

[amiriot]

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I think my water just broke

 

[yoyo888]

""

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YES I did clean my butt this morning!

 

[yoyo888]

Hay! this is porn.... you DONT shoot your load in my mouth

 

[yoyo888]

Hay! this is porn.... you DONT shoot your load in my mouth

Or "Errrrr YUK that does NOT taste like Chicken!"

 

[yoyo888]

"And this is for ???"

 

[Shelter]

"It's what Iain Duncan Smith talks out of"

(or insert the name of the politician of your choice)

"And friends - this here is now the gate to heaven. We have reached our goal!"

 

[yoyo888]

That cant be the surprise you were telling me about?

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[amiriot]

That load is mine, give it back!

 

[yoyo888]

OK OK I wont tell your girlfriend then

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[yoyo888]

What, really in here, but but but, but Im a str8 guy.
I did not know what "Gay 4 Pay" meant!

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[yoyo888]

Oh SHIT that's the girl friends ring tone. DONT answer it

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[yoyo888]

This beats Internet Shopping anytime

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[Shelter]

This beats Internet Shopping anytime

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What do you think - so or hairy?

 

[yoyo888]

Hay look I can balance on this! I wonder if I can swing round like a roundabout if I get the camera man over here to give me a push

 

[jjjack]

E.T.



E.T.: "I'll be RIGHT HERE."

 

[jjjack]

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Will you still love me after my nose job?

 

[jjjack]

Damn