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Shut them ALL up. Can't take bottoms' caterwauling. If I wanted to hear cows screeching while the bulls fuk 'em, I'd go to a farm.

Oh, this IS a farm! Ha ha. Well, SHUT UP there too! Take it like a man, you creeping pussies---or phony actors, or whatever the hell you are.
 
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Prepare to be arrested then. Where I live, if noise disturbances can be heard 50 feet beyond a residence, it's a $1,500 fine. So go ahead. Make my day. I'd rather have Fourth of July cherry bombs going off in my living room than listen to dorky bottoms' phony cow-wailing, although this particular bottom is a nice piece of eye candy. Strap one of those ball muzzles around his head and lips. That'll quiet him down. I like grunting a lot better anyway. Maybe all the screamers can have a convention where they watch old Beatles concerts until their vocal cords rupture. LOL
 

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The only thing that will shut him up is an ADULT version of a pacifier

 

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Jeeeez that is a closer shave than my chin !

 

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Think of something else... oh Santa Claws, Santa Claws, Santa Claws, Oh no, shit... I cant hold back

 
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