Forum Game: Corrupt a wish

[eggfu]

Granted, but they are all eaten by wolves and become extinct.

I wish I could download all the videos I need without having to search the whole internet for them.

 

[Tom]

But you'd spend a fortune in hard drives. Bankrupt yourself, and end up
on the street.

I wish we wouldn't be getting a snow storm tonight tonight, rather it was 70 degrees.

 

[name_1]

Granted but you will be roasted alive and wouldn't be able to wish for anything else

I wish nations are all ran by capable people.

 

[Tom]

If that were the case, the world would be so overpopulated it would have died out many years ago.

I wish everyone could work a 4 day week.

 

[name_1]

Granted but there would be too many kids running around due to the extra time available.

I wish people were less sensitive about their sexuality.

 

[Tom]

Then we would have to many people we don't want to see running around with little to nothing on.

I wish I was rich.

 

[name_1]

Granted but too many other people will wish for the same thing and money will lose its purpose

I wish private corporations get more creative

 

[Tom]

Yes, but the way they would be creative is to screw people out of their money and never pay taxes.

I wish it were summer here all year.

 

[name_1]

Granted but it would be too hot for far too long

I wish aliens would visit Earth

 

[Tom]

However their knowledge would be so vast we would be like ants to them.
We would also be their main source food.

I wish I was in Mexico right now.

 

[name_1]

Granted but you'll soon wish to be somewhere else again

I wish food was more important in people's lives

 

[Tom]

If it was, to many would be obese and would have many health problems.

I wish things were calmer in Syria

 

[name_1]

Granted but then other dictators/wanna-be-dictators would think it is fine to maintain their tyrannical control

I wish google would diversify its products

 

[Tom]

Granted, but then they would become either Apple or Microsoft, which will eventually control the world.

I wish there were no more earthquakes.

 

[someonealone]

Granted but there will be more thunderstorms and more people would die

I wish I woud marry Georgie

 

[Tom]

Georgie is so wonderful, but if you married, so many others would suffer for eterneity.

I wish my life was not so chaotic.

 

[Georgie]

Granted, but your life would be utterly boring

I wish i knew what to wish

 

[Tom]

But than you would know everything and live would lose it's excitement.

Wish I had more time off next weekend than I do.

 

[Lamicheval]

Granted, my friend! But you would have so much time, I had to visit you to help you out, how to use it!

I wish I wouldn't be as tired as I am at the moment. (I will go to bed soon.)

 

[Tom]

If you weren't as tired you would be up way to late and have a bad day tomorrow.

I wish it wasn't suppose to be below 0 Fahrenheit tomorrow.