Forum Game: Corrupt a wish

[BigBenni]

==Really?? Damn, what a pity. I guess we would have had a great time ==

Granted but then you have to be my neighbour

I wish to see Georgie and you now.

 

[BigBenni]

(I guess we 3 would love it at all and of course you would get your DP :drooling: )

Granted but you have to please him all night long.

I wish to fuck Marc Dylan.

 

[BigBenni]

granted, but he is bottom, so it won't work

But then it works that I can fuck him

 

[BigBenni]

I wish that I meet Rod Daily in Berlin.

 

[Diangelo88]

Granted but he is in a bad mood so he treats you awful.

I wish my actual mobile phone battery would last longer.

 

[BigBenni]

Granted but it would be easier to buy a new phone.

I wish I was a famous conductor.

 

[Diangelo88]

Of course, now you will be an electrical wire (electrical CONDUCTOR) in the most famous street in the world.

I wish I was a maths genius.

 

[zortek]

granted, but you will always be behind a blackboard and lose your social skills

i wish i was a billionaire

 

[Rebel7]

Granted, but you'll find yourself kidnapped all the time until you give all your money

I wish i had control over my sex drive

 

[cavonzia]

okay coming true,but only in your dream :rofl:

i hope Aron Matthew fuck a guy:butslap:

 

[cavonzia]

okay you got it,but also shave the whole of your XXX tool

i want a new paperclip

 

[cavonzia]

you get it but with the size of a giant

i wish i could made 10 drawing per day

 

[MaximumT]

Granted, but that's all you'll be able to do that day.

I wish I had a good singing voice.

 

[BigBenni]

Granted but then you both have to come to me for a hot threesome

I wish I would meet Leonrad Bernstein.

 

[Rebel7]

granted, but you'll have to travel to the next galaxy to meet him and it'll take only a few million years

i wish to grant my wish myself

 

[BigBenni]

Granted but I like you already as you are

I wish I could sleep over 6 hours.

 

[cavonzia]

grant it,but the color chocolate actually the color of out-of-date ice cream,and you're R.I.P :butslap:

I wish i can make love with chlopaczek:blushing:

 

[cavonzia]

granted but you should accept me as a friend

i wish we could date in grave :rofl:

 

[Georgie]

Granted,but you will get busted by the police

I wish i was with my dad

 

[Georgie]

^He is in New York,i was there for the Halloween but i couldnt go to spend Xmas and New Years with him

Granted,but we will be cold

I wish i was having a pizza now