Let's Laugh!

[slimjim]

with apologies to any Austrian members!!

btw..I couldn't find a decent clip about the village of Wank in Germany, sorry

 

[Jamie]

In Croatia there is a town called :" PULA" which is the romanian exact word for cock but in the manner less form.

 

[XMan101]

That is brilliant !! I knew someone who went to Wank, by the way, and of course had to get photographed next to the sign lol

 

[Floddr]

In Croatia there is a town called :" PULA" which is the romanian exact word for cock but in the manner less form.

And the german word is "Puller".

 

[Jamie]

And the german word is "Puller".

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[XMan101]

Puller or Pula! Going to have to remember that one I'll call my boss a puller tomorrow, hope he doesn't speak German lol

 

[Floddr]

hahahaha )

 

[slimjim]

English is a Crazy Language & English is Tough Stuff (Chaos):



Wonderful Bo. ....fantastic....pure gold!!!

 

[XMan101]

Bet that shito mix is tasty )

 

[smallsleepyrascalcat]

EuroEnglish

The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in plan that would be known as "EuroEnglish": --

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favor of the "k". This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with the "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e"'s in the language is disgracful, and they should go away. By the 4th yar, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaiining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters. After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer. ZE DREM VIL FINALI KUM TRU! :thumbs up:

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But this looks so damn like the European Comission :thumbs up:

 

[Floddr]

lol... I don't undestand the last paragraph ehr... paragraf ... )

 

[slimjim]

) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) )

 

[XMan101]

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But this looks so damn like the European Comission :thumbs up:

Oh you're so right

 

[Floddr]

 

[goejavin]

OMG...I needed that...hilarious

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[slimjim]

 

[Floddr]

 

[iotbg]

AUA

 

[iotbg]

v-spray

 

[XMan101]

Superb !! Wish all commercials were like that lol