Let's Laugh!

[haiducii]

I'll be famous one day...

 

[haiducii]

Ever wondered what a tortilla sounds like on a record player?



:rofl:

 

[LongBallLarry]

haha

 

[gorgik9]

:rofl:

:thinking:

I think that the big question is how a tortilla DVD sounds

 

[haiducii]

Stay classy Kentucky

 

[haiducii]

When a website tells me they’ve noticed I’m using AdBlock

 

[haiducii]

All my needs in one place

 

[haiducii]

I call this Arctic Mascara

 

[haiducii]

Playing with my dick…

 

[haiducii]

Tech support

 

[gorgik9]

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Making my day!!!

 

[haiducii]

Your home as seen by:

 

[haiducii]

Accurate

 

[haiducii]

When you forget to write your review anonymously

 

[haiducii]

Gotta love America

 

[haiducii]

The biggest problem in the world today...

 

[haiducii]

A belly speaking Dutch tourist

A belly speaking Dutch tourist walk in a small town in the desert and sees a Moroccan.

Dutchman: "Ha, what a nice dog you got there. Should I talk? "

Moroccan: "dog not speak."

Dutchman: "Hello dog, how are you?"

Dog: "going well, and you?"

Moroccan: (Stunned) Dutchman: "Is this your boss?"

Dog: "Yep!"

Dutchman: "How He treats you?"

Dog: "very good, I get good food, he's going to walk with me and takes me every week to the OASIS to play."

Moroccan: (Stunned) Dutchman: "may I speak with your horse?"

Moroccan: "horse not speak."

Dutchman: "Hello horse, how are you?"

Horse: "good day Dutchman, with me everything is okay and you?"

Moroccan: (almost in shock) Dutchman: "Is this your owner?"

Horse: "Yep!"

Dutchman: "How He treats you?"

Horse: "very good, he's going to ride with me daily and I get the best oats."

Moroccan: (left Face of disbelief) Dutchman: "may I just with your goat speak?"

Moroccan: "No ...NO ...Goat's lying!!!!!!! "

 

[Shelter]

A belly speaking Dutch tourist walk in a small town in the desert and sees a Moroccan.

Dutchman: "Ha, what a nice dog you got there. Should I talk? "

Moroccan: "dog not speak."

Dutchman: "Hello dog, how are you?"

Dog: "going well, and you?"

Moroccan: (Stunned) Dutchman: "Is this your boss?"

Dog: "Yep!"

Dutchman: "How He treats you?"

Dog: "very good, I get good food, he's going to walk with me and takes me every week to the OASIS to play."

Moroccan: (Stunned) Dutchman: "may I speak with your horse?"

Moroccan: "horse not speak."

Dutchman: "Hello horse, how are you?"

Horse: "good day Dutchman, with me everything is okay and you?"

Moroccan: (almost in shock) Dutchman: "Is this your owner?"

Horse: "Yep!"

Dutchman: "How He treats you?"

Horse: "very good, he's going to ride with me daily and I get the best oats."

Moroccan: (left Face of disbelief) Dutchman: "may I just with your goat speak?"

Moroccan: "No ...NO ...Goat's lying!!!!!!! "

:thumbs up::thumbs up::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::thumbs up::thumbs up:

 

[gorgik9]

:thumbs up::thumbs up::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::thumbs up::thumbs up:

I'm pretty sure we have the same interpretation :rofl:

 

[gorgik9]

"-What's on the menu today?"
"- Recently killed customer!!!"