Levi Johnston *giggle*

[garth33]

I think he has a hot muscular ass and a fat one that looks great flacid, but is a "shower not a grower."

I heard he's going to use a hockey stick to conceal the "naughty bits" so I'm not so sure he's got a fat one....unless they use a goalie stick in which case I'd say JACKPOT!

 

[iFairylicious]

Remember that Playgirl is NOT on sales racks anymore! Now its online exclusive

 

[ICONOCLAST]

I heard he's going to use a hockey stick to conceal the "naughty bits" so I'm not so sure he's got a fat one....unless they use a goalie stick in which case I'd say JACKPOT!

what? no cock/balls shots? total disappointment. X(

 

[garth33]

Remember that Playgirl is NOT on sales racks anymore! Now its online exclusive

Yeah and some stupid illegal GAY INTERNET SITE will probably steal the PICS the first day they CUM out and post them there so PERVERTS can PIRATE THE ILLEGAL PICS and do whatever bad things they do looking at such pictures****....so badh go on:

(Hey Glam - I can tell your mouth is watering...you know what to do right?)

 

[iFairylicious]

lol I was like Oo to ^^

 

[smallsleepyrascalcat]

I'm not sure if he's worth a look... when he's hidin' "it" what's to see what we haven't seen yet?

His hairy legs?

 

[iSlut]

He went on to say he is planning on taking acting classes, and getting back into modeling. We will be seeing "a lot" of him he says.

I didn't like him during the election season, but once he split up with the daughter and told the truth about the harridan mother, I started to like him.

The boy might have a future as a model, but I sincerely doubt he has any future in acting. I saw him interviewed on Entertainment Tonight, and I don't think any amount of acting classes will help him.

I believe his Playgirl photoshoot was the end of last week. He was looking pretty hot in the ET interviews, nicely beefed up.

 

[smallsleepyrascalcat]

Well, we'll all have to wait and see ^^

Maybe he's worth more than a look ^^

 

[garth33]

This is just the latest example of winning the american celebrity lottery and it's a f*cking JOKE. See if this makes sense...

--He knocks up the underage daughter of a woman who will skyrocket to her "15 minutes of fame" after being named the VP Candidate of the nutty old white man party in the '08 US Elections...

--He WISELY hitches his cart to THAT shooting star...bails on Bristol and starts talking trash about Sarah - who has just crashed back to earth.

--EVERYONE loves gossip and Levi can dish it about the Palin family but he has NO PROOF. He has to do something more...something outrageous to keep the cameras on him...WAIT! I'll pose naked! (BRILLIANT!!!! No one since Paris Hilton has banked this into marginal celebrity-dom. Hey - SHE'S still getting payed for nothing right? This kid is ON to something!)

--The proof will be in the pics but IMO - IT'S OVER bigtime for him after these pics come out. What else can he possibly do? He has no real skills or talent...he's just an unemployed ex-hockey player from Alaska who needs to find a real job and pay child support. The WILDRIDE is almost over Levi....face it!

(rant over)

This is why I'm sometimes ashamed to be an American...idiots here eat this sh*t up like it's candy...sad!
g33

 

[Butt Boi]

This is why I'm sometimes ashamed to be an American...idiots here eat this sh*t up like it's candy...sad!
g33

I love candy... hard candy!

 

[grdiscrete]

Whatever else, he is cute.

 

[iSlut]

IT'S OVER bigtime for him after these pics come out. What else can he possibly do?

He is booked to do joint paid appearances with Jon Gosselin.

I'm not joking.

Somewhere, Andy Warhol is laughing.

 

[glamfunk84]

^^ I can believe he is. OK, I'll admit, I told Matty I was interested on Twitter, then again, I'm really not, lol

 

[Butt Boi]

Remember that Playgirl is NOT on sales racks anymore! Now its online exclusive

I think this issue IS going to be on racks. I was just watching HLN's Showbiz Tonight and one of the reporters was fanning herself with a Playgirl magazine, talking about how the magazine has been discontinued, but is coming back with the Levi shoot. Not for sure if it's just for one issue though, as they haven't played the entire report yet.

Edit: The issue will be released in January for those who were wondering.

Edit 2: He did not bare all in the shoot. Shiiit! They used "well placed" objects such as hokey sticks and shirts.

 

[iFairylicious]

Just the Levi shoot lol....usually its not on sale anymore lol

Supposed to be something up on the net on Saturday I believe





Odd how that site has had little to no activity lately but now with the levi stuff its "back!" so to speak lol

 

[bloop2]

OoOh i like him, he's cute! but I hear he won't be fully exposing himself to the world wide. T_T <\3

 

[hk20]

his playgirl pics are TOTALLY disappointing.

 

[Butt Boi]

Is there anymore?! I'm too lazy to look for them, but not too lazy to look at them if someone else posts them....!

 

[iFairylicious]

Again remember there is no peen unless he is lying lol

 

[iSlut]

his playgirl pics are TOTALLY disappointing.

You're not alone in your assessment. Levi Johnston Criticized for Having "Hairy Armpits" in Playgirl.

Some excerpts: "He's a great looking young man, but he definitely needs to slim down more if he wants to sign with a high-fashion agency."

"His expressions are a little effeminate. I would have approached it with a more macho image, not quite as sensitive."

"My book Escort features guys who are selling their bodies. Levi has a nice body, but he's not in that league at all. He doesn't have what it takes to get $150 an hour."

"He should also focus on his diet to help him get a bit harder. He doesn't have to go the fitness-y hard look, but he could tighten up a little bit. His body is a little soft."