Levi Johnston *giggle*

[garth33]

He is booked to do joint paid appearances with Jon Gosselin.

I'm not joking.

Somewhere, Andy Warhol is laughing.

he's not just laughing...he's SHITTING HIS PANTS!! uuugggghhhh!

 

[garth33]

You're not alone in your assessment. Levi Johnston Criticized for Having "Hairy Armpits" in Playgirl.

Some excerpts: "He's a great looking young man, but he definitely needs to slim down more if he wants to sign with a high-fashion agency."

"His expressions are a little effeminate. I would have approached it with a more macho image, not quite as sensitive."

"My book Escort features guys who are selling their bodies. Levi has a nice body, but he's not in that league at all. He doesn't have what it takes to get $150 an hour."

"He should also focus on his diet to help him get a bit harder. He doesn't have to go the fitness-y hard look, but he could tighten up a little bit. His body is a little soft."

the PITS are the ONLY thing sexy about him! What else does he bring to the table? no real body definition...flat ass...his expressions look confused if not somewhat disturbing...and he's a "celebrity?" What a f*cking joke...

 

[ben78539]

Re: Levi's hairy armpits

Why in the world would they quote some Chippendale's dancer. They are so 1980s. They would have him all shaved and his hair feathered, I guess.

 

[amandabynes]

oh man his playgirls photos were disappointing but I kinda like them at the same time! Hope the next sets are better

 

[iSlut]

He looked pretty decent on ET without a shirt, working out. I have to wonder if some of this is the PG photog's fault -- a good photog will bring a model out, but a mediocre one will just dick with the lights and worry about shadows, whilst treating the model like a canned ham. Levi does not look like he's enjoying the shoot, so I have to wonder about the lensman.

 

[Butt Boi]

Was just watching Levi on the Joy Behar Show. Like I said before, he looks mega hot to me, but damn, he is dumber than a box of rocks.

 

[Almadel]

I have his PG pic set and I think it's the worst set saved on my hard drive! I don't like absolutely. And then why not full frontal nudity? maybe has he something to hide? Ok it's not necessary when the model has something more to show...but in this case...